Curse

EchoSex · Oct 23, 2005, 03:21 AM // 03:21

Like chickens, underwear, Windex, black lights, stereo systems, cameras, Gary the Snail, chicklets, candy corn, strange lights and our collective group of intelligance.

Link Ironhammer · Oct 23, 2005, 03:50 AM // 03:50

I Like Candy Corn!!!

chris_nin00 · Oct 23, 2005, 03:53 AM // 03:53

This thread is the shiznit...
Its becoming quiet around here now

*Runs to the bathroom and cries in the corner*

EchoSex · Oct 23, 2005, 03:55 AM // 03:55

Quote:

Originally Posted by Link Ironhammer

I Like Candy Corn!!!

"Here, Mark, this is candy corn. It's corn that tastes like candy."

"Ooh.... *nibble* ...This tastes like crap."

And every year since, I, like an altimer's patient, find myself sitting in a room, and in that room is a bowl of candy corn.. And I stare at it as if I've never seen it before.

"Candy corn," I say to myself. "Corn that tastes like candy. I can't wait.... *nibble* SUNOFABITCH!"

Link Ironhammer · Oct 23, 2005, 03:56 AM // 03:56

LOL i don't kno why its called candy corn

EchoSex · Oct 23, 2005, 04:26 AM // 04:26

Bablefish wont work - can anybody translate "Pathetic Earthlings" in Spanish for me? Please? I'll give you a candy corn...

purrfect · Oct 23, 2005, 04:30 AM // 04:30

whats candy corn..? i dun have such stuffs here

Guillaume De Sonoma · Oct 23, 2005, 04:32 AM // 04:32

Candy Corn was made all in 1914 and never again, bums are paid to collect it from dumpsters and give it back to the company so they can resell it to us.

EchoSex · Oct 23, 2005, 04:35 AM // 04:35

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guillaume De Sonoma

Candy Corn was made all in 1914 and never again, bums are paid to collect it from dumpsters and give it back to the company so they can resell it to us.

THEY WASH IT! They wash it.. And it was in 1911.

purrfect · Oct 23, 2005, 04:37 AM // 04:37

is it a sweet or is it a corn..?

Guillaume De Sonoma · Oct 23, 2005, 04:39 AM // 04:39

Yeah Lewis Black said that saw him at Luther Burbank Center For The Arts recently and that is where he recorded his latest album. But I got one of the last ten tickets I was up in the nose bleed section.

EchoSex · Oct 23, 2005, 04:39 AM // 04:39

Tis a sweet *I said Tis, didn't misspell It's*. It's in the shape of a corn (if corn was a triangle of orange, yell and white, that is.)

The first time you have it, it's orgasmic. But after you're 50th? You want to eradicate it off the face of the planet.

Avari Zi · Oct 23, 2005, 04:41 AM // 04:41

Orgasmic you say? Interesting...

Guillaume De Sonoma · Oct 23, 2005, 04:41 AM // 04:41

Yeah too much candy corn is a bad thing

EchoSex · Oct 23, 2005, 04:42 AM // 04:42

If you concider a 3 cent candy orgasmic, yes. I, being a poor sonofabitch who enjoys food, yeah, it's the best.

purrfect · Oct 23, 2005, 04:44 AM // 04:44

hmm... candy corn has side effects?

EchoSex · Oct 23, 2005, 04:45 AM // 04:45

Yeah, you feel tired and want a sandwitch *Laughs his ass off and walks away, thinking he's a genius*

Guillaume De Sonoma · Oct 23, 2005, 04:46 AM // 04:46

Throws up at the though of candy corn

Avari Zi · Oct 23, 2005, 04:46 AM // 04:46

I'm bored~

EchoSex · Oct 23, 2005, 04:47 AM // 04:47

You and the rest of the world. I stopped playing BF2 for tonight because my damn ranking hasn't budged, and three times now I didn't get my damn bronze award FOR NO REASON AT ALL >.>